Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new
wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Colorado and had told her that
she
was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but
on
the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put
away.

The second man had married a woman from Nebraska. He had given his
wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
The
first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Ohio. He told her that her duties
were
to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry washed and hot meals
on
the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything,
the
second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the
swelling
had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the
dishwasher.